January 2012
104 posts
Googling
Me: Hey, check out whenparentstext.com
Mom: funny they should also make a website for “when eight year olds use google”
Mom: some of Sammy’s latest googles include “are mermaids evil” and “how to make a real baby dinosaur”…
Perfection
Me: I got a 96 on my internship presentation!
Dad: No one is perfect.
“If we can call them friends, then we can call them on their telephone / and they...”
– Andrew Bird (via thesummerofmark)
A1 for Waffles
Mom: Do you want waffles or muffins for breakfast? Just text “A1” for waffles or “B1” for muffins.
Me: Why did you go through all that trouble? Why can’t I just text “waffles” or “muffins”?
Mom: We are texting in code! ;););) :)
Me: Waffles
Mom: A1 or B1?
Me: WAFFLES
Mom: Sooo…A1?
Me: Mom. Yes.
Mom: I think I would rather have muffins. I’m making muffins
Defriend
me: I am defriending you.
Dad: LOL-you wouldn’t be the first.
The eternal dilemma: how do I find my glasses......
thesummerofmark:
I guess this should be called the Velma Dilemma.
thesummerofmark:
